cooooollll SMS

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PAPA ne kaha~**.............doston se milna chhod do**
MAMA ne kaha**.............ghar se nikalna chhod do**
friendz ne kaha**.............udhar mangna chhod do**
US ne kaha**.............ya dunya hi chhod do~*
Lekin YaaR*~........aapse ye kis ne kaha ki....mujhe sms karna chhod do



IN hindii!!!!
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
SunSunaAati Kya Khandala?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Arey Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

In Urdu!!!!
-AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYE INIRSHAD TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE ORKYA!!

I n English!!!!
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.Speak on.Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"llfreak, baby,what else?

In Sanskrit!!!
This is too goodAye balike,
twam katham kathisyasiAye balakah aham kim kathisyamhShrinvasi!
ShrunhaKim twam khandaalaa agchasyasiAham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami



find ur name meaning
Wid wch letter does ur nam start???
A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting newpeople .
C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D = You have trouble trusting people.
E = You are a very exciting person.
F = Everyone loves you.
G = You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H = You are not judgmental.
I = You are always smiling and making others smile.
J = Jealously
K = You like to try new things.
L = Love is something you deeply believe in.
M = Success comes easily to you.
N = You like to work, but you always want a break.
O = You are very open-minded.
P = You are very friendly and understanding.
Q = You are a hypocrite.
R = You are a social butterfly.
S = You are very broad-minded.
T = You have an attitude, a big one.
U = You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V = You have a very good physique and looks.
W = You like your privacy




yaar yeh class notes hain samhal k rakhana::
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!



Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,ek ne desh ke liye,doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!



Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai




Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?



Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.



Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,na apne bachchon ko karne denge.



What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
Ahost of Angels .
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!


C Program to Propose a girl*/
#include
#include #include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute)line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /*
go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);else if(reply == "I Love U"){lover =Cute ;love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;restaurant:{food++;smile++;pay->money = lover->money;return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)goto cinema;
cinema:{watch++;if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
)