COOL SMS & JOKES
Life is like a movie
when u r happy -COMEDY
when u r sad -TRAGEDY
when u get angry -ACTION
& when u face the mirror
*some text missing* -HORROR
Ai dost jab bhi tu adas hoga
Hamara khayal tere pas hoga
dil ki gehraiyo se jab bhi karoge yaad
tumhe hamare saath hone ka ehesas hoga.
Kabhi ki hogi suraj ne chand se mohabbat
tabhi to chand pe daag hai
kabhi kiya hoga chand ne suraj se bewafai
tabhi to suraj mein itni aag hai
Kabhi kisi se pyar mat karna
agar ho jaye to inkaar mat karna
nibha sako to chalna usiki rah par
varna kisiki zindagi barbaad mat karna
Meri YAad aaye 2 yaad karo
jyada yaad aaye 2 MSG karo
aur *-jyada aaye 2 PHONE karo
aur b jyada aaye 2 MILO
usse b jyada aaye 2 plz jhoot bolna band karo..
aapki mehfil ka mausam suhana lage
ek pal churalu agar burana lage
aap hame milkar bhul jaoge par
apko bhulane mein shayad zamana lage.
When u were born...d clouds parted...God appeared b4 all man kind.... & proclaimed sorry no refund or exchange available 4 the defect!
Night has ended for another day
Morning has come in a special way
May you smile like the suny rays
leave ur worries for some other day! *Good Morning *
Luv is like a bird
u hold it tightly it dies
u hold it slightly it flies
plz take gud care of it
dnt luv 1
dnt luv 2
bt luv d 1 who LUVz U.
I m in hospital now. ->after 10 mins
I will be shifted to the operation theatre
the doctor told, I will die if I dont regularly recieve YOUR SMS!
Only Once In your LIFE You Will Get a RIGHT PERSON With whom You will Get MARRIED. ...So till then... Keep enjoying with the... ...WRONG ONES! like me
Never take 4 granted every person close to ur heart.one day u might wake up & realise dat u have lost a diamond coz u were too busy in collecting stones.
When u Need Someone To Be Beside u And No one Is Around Just Gaze Up In The Sky, u Might Not See Me But BE Sure That We r Under The Same Sky.
I dnt xpect 2b d most imp person in ur life, thts 2 much 2 ask 4,wat wud make me hapy is 1day if anywher u hear my nam, u'l smile n say HEY THIS IS MY FRIEND
Friendship is Collection of hearts,ready yo give share & understand..It never fades & never ends,it only remind us life is not perfect without a friend..!
Chiragon se andhere door ho jate
to chand ki chahat kise hoti
kat sakti akeli yeh zindgi
to dosti naam ki chiz hi kyon hoti ?
Friendship is like a rubber band. It is too much flexible, how much u want u can stretch it...But when u leave it, it pains a lot.
Shores never meet but share the same ocean.The moon and stars could nt be 1 but are in 1 sky. Frnds meet not oftn bt nvr stop bein frends....
SARDAR SELECTED A SHORT GIRL TO MARRY WHY? Guruji TOLD HIM "musibat jitni choti ho utna acha" Bolo tara ra ra....
Ek Yug tha jab Log apne ghar ke dwar par likhte the--ATITHI DEVO BHAVA,fir--SHUBH LABH.
fir likha--UR WELCOME
aur ab likhte hai--kutto se savdhan.
One lovely quote:
We love our love coz our love always loves what we love to love & your love loves the way you love your love, So keep loving your love...
Yeh dua hai meri, Tum khush raho. sada Haste raho. Pal pal khusyian milain. Tum aur Haso. bus Haste Rho. Mera kya Hai!Log Tumhe hi pagal kahenge!! Ha- Ha- Ha..
TARIF K KABIL KAHAN HUM
CHARCHA TO APKI CHALTI HAIN....SUNA SAB KUCH HAI AAPKE PAS
BAS SEENG AUR POONCH KI KAMI LAGTI HAI...
Tiny stars shining so bright
its time to say goodnight.
So close your eyes and sleep tight
may you have the sweetest dream tonight.
Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum
budhape ka chywanprash ho tum
idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum
par jo bhi ho yaar dost jhakkas ho tum.
Love is not something which is born in the morning
shines in the noon & dies at night
Its born when it is not needed at all & dies when u need it the most.
"1> u r a nice person
2> Line 1 is True
3> Line 2 is false is line 1 is True
4> Both 2 & 3 r correct
5> All 4 r wrong confused?
now msg & confuse others"
Be slow in choosing friend ..
Slower in loosing them ..
Because friendship is not an opportunity ..
But it is a sweet responsibility ..
i saw U on the ROAD that day..
U were looking SO fine..
Ur face SO divine..Ur walk SO perfect
my HEART started tosing a Sweet Song WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
Friendship is wen someone hurts u
u dont hurt back...he blocks u
n u dont block back...he yells at u
n u dont yell back,but wen he needs u...u always come back!
Valuing Frienship is not merely by seeing each other everyday.
What's more important is in our busy lives, we REMEMBER EACH OTHER !
X is imposible for god?
X is above the god?
If u eat X u wil die?
X is more important than luv
its 7 letter word.find out?reply if u know.
A poem 4u--
i c ur face wen i m dreaming..
i c ur face wen i m dreaming..
that's y i always wake up screaming!!!
Aina kya tuta kaanch ke tukde bikhar gaye
Ankhen kya khuli sapne dhundle se ho gaye
jab mehsoos karna chaha pyaar ko
kya kare wo hi hamse dur chale gaye.
Kya pata maut ka kab paigam aa jaye
Jindagi ki aakhari kab saam aa jaye
Mai to talash karta hu mauka aey dost
Meri zindagi kab tere kam aa jaye.
"Hitler"bhi chala gaya
"Saddam"bhi pakda gaya
"Bin-Laden"ka bhi pata nahi
"Tum"bhi dikhte nahin
Lagta-hai "Dharti" pe achhe"din Aagaye....
Sacrifice something 4a friend but nvr sacrifice a friend 4 something bcoz friend is someone who luvs u 4ever & lives only 2 luv u...
Ruthne Ka Haq Aap Rakhte Hai Manane Ki Chahat Hum Rakhte Hai Apke Hoth Pe Muskurahat Hamesha Yuhi Bani Rahe Yahi Dua Rabse Hum Roz Karte Hai.
Onething I like about u is:
Tum har kaam dil laga ke karte ho.
You know why???
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Kyonki dimaag ka option tumhare paas nahi hai...ha ha hah..
Kaise ho?
mazeme?
tabiyat pani?
o.k. baki anand mangal? ungli me dard? nahi na?
aankh bhi ok?
dimag thikane?
kamaal hai,fir to SMS kar sakte ho to karte kyun nahi!!!!
A sardharji photographer focussing a dead body's face in a funeral function
suddenly all relatives beat him why??
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He said "SMILE PLEASE"
God apun se pucha kidhar jayenga?
Heaven ki Hell?
Apun bola Hell!
Apun ko malum tum udarich milenga
jaha tum hoenga vo bhi heaven mafiq lagega
Girl-"ouch its 2 tight.
"Boy-"dont wory luv we will do it slowly
girl-"push it in"
boy-aah....i cant
girl-"its painful"
boy-ok forget it,lets get new ring!!
Beppo Singh: I/'d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn/'t know the alphabet yet!!
Victory always starts in d head,its a state of mind. It then spreads wid such a radiance n affirmation that destiny can do nothing but obey...
When u were born heavens rejoiced, anjels sang, god smiled & i heard them saying " CHALO CHUTKARA TO MILA".
u can choose who 2care who 2protect who 2share lyf with, but u can never choose who 2 fall in love with..coz love s not a choice... its DESTINY.
Sardar gets ready, wears tie,coat & goes out,Climbs a tree,sits on the branch regularly.A man asks y he does this.Sardar:"I"ve been promoted as branch manager."
A man to his friend "I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?" His friend replies "Me too, But after you leave".
hope U woke up with good DREAMS
a body wel rested
a mind aimed at Peace & a heart ful of Happiness & Love! good morning
Cotton candy?
Nope!
Choclate syrup?
Nah!
Lemme c...
How bout sugar?
Hmmm.
Nope!
Damn!
Stil cant find anything as SWEET as U.
Have You Ever Had a thought that Why do People Adore the ones who Ignore them and Ignore the Oes who Adore them! Pls rply..
" Its not an achievement to make 100 FRIENDS in a YEAR but an achievement to make a FRIENDfor 100 years. I know I've madeONE,thats U!"
I Ask God 2
make u happy
make u smile
guide u safely
thru every mile
Grant u wealth
Give u health
And most of all
Give u
BRAIN WHICH HE FORGOT!
we may "MEET".we may "SCATTER" but if hearts r "LOYAL" DISTANCES dont "MATTER".my relationship with u will remain FOREVER & ALWAYS.
As butterflies close their eyes n fireflies light the night,may the angels keep u warm as you take ur sleep tonight...sweet dreams& good night..
What is the chemical formula for water?
Sardarji : H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What r u talking?
Sardar: Yesterday you said it is H to O!
I ve made a poem specially 4 u,
roses r red,
Tulips r blue.
wen god was givin brain
where were U
100's of frnds i make, 1000's of hands i shake but d real frnds r few & among them is u. Thanks 4 ur frndship my frnd.
Difficult to tell what loving is like...Its really impossible to tell what missing is like..May u never miss whom you love n may all whom u love miss u always.
Difference between a friend & a true friend. Friend has never seen u cry, but a true friend has his shoulders turned wet, until u"r tears turn dry!
My heart says that my friendship is like a drop in the ocean for you, but for me the ocean is less without a drop of your friendship
sMs To Sirf Ek Bahana He
Irada To Kuch Lamhe Churana He
Chahe Aap Hume Yad Na Kare
Phir Bhi Hamari Yadon Me To
Aapka.. Aana jana He!
A truely touching person understands when u say'i forgot'. Waits forever when u say'1 min'. Stays when u say'leave me'. But.. Dies when u say'i hate u?.
I am dying 2 see u,
I want 2 meet 2 u,
I want 2 talk 2 u....
BUT this stupid gatekeeper is asking for ticket 2 enter the zoo.
...To be disturbed by the beep of a mobile only means that
"SOMEHOW"
"SOMEWHERE"
"SOMEBODY" is thinking of YOU
At this very moment, thats ME!!
Let me guess wht u r doing.....
Reading Book?NaNa!
Listning Music?Uhu!
Watching TV?Nah!
Caught U!Missing me & Reading My SMS Na!!!
oh now u r smiling...
Night doesn't become beautiful with star studded sky or full moon. It becomes beautiful wen U go 2 sleep & let stars & moon admire ur innocence. Good night ...
Musibat ka Syrup ho TUM,
Tension ki Capsule ho TUM,
Aaft ka injection ho TUM
par Kya Kare Tumhe JhELNA Padta hai,
Kyuki DOSTI aur HASI ki Tablet ho TUM...
IF 2morrow our frenship breaks, u will get 1000 frens like me, but even if I try won"t get one like u, "coz in the sky there are many stars but only one Moon.
Dar dar bhatkte firte hai armaan ki tarah
har koi milta hai anjaan ki tarah
in doston se call ki aas kya rakhna
yeh to SMS bhi bhejte hai ehsaan ki tarah
Gulab Aise Todo KaHi KAnta Na Lag Jaye
Dosti Aise NibhHao Ki Dil Na Tut Jaye.
Pyar Aise KAro Ki Kahi nanna Munna Na Aa Jaye."
If u dont mind can i stay here in ur"Inbox" & wait until 30/01/2005 so i'll be the 1st to GREET you & wish u a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
TRY THISOUT! THIS FUN
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BHAGWAN KARE AAPKO GANESH KA ASHIRWAD
LAXMI KA ASWARYA
KUBER KI SAMPDA
BRAHMAR KI BUDHI
VISNU KA VAIBHAV SHIV KI SANTATA
KRISHNA SUDAMA KI MITRATA VISWKAR *some missing text*
Kushi ko dhudne se gam milta hai
ye gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai
Jo dil ke sare dard baant le
Aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai......!!!
Tharo sms jab aave hai
to mahro rom rom machal jave hai
Ang ang me gud gudi hove hai
tharo sms ka kasoor koni
Kambakhat mobile vibration par hove hai....
Dunia me bahut gum milenge
such maano ache dost kam milenge
jis mod pe sab chod denge sath tumhara
usi mod pe khade him milenge.
Har asihqi ka matlab gum nhi hota
Duniya badne se pyar kam nahi hota
Waqt bewaqt ajata hai akhon main pani
Kyuki yadon ka koi mausam nahi hota....
Hum to masroof the apni tanhaayio mein
Muddto baad aaj kisi ne pukara hai
Ek pal ke liye ruk kar sochne lage
Kya ye naam hamara hai...
6 cans of beer
600 Rs.
4 pegs of
whiskey 400 Rs.
2 taquilla shots
300 Rs.
Driving home with a girl who drank all this
PRICELESS.
Alwys b HAPY
alwys wear a SMILE
not coz LIFE is a reson 2 SMILE
bt ur SMILE itslf is a reson 4 many others 2 SMILE! Good night!!!!
Thora sa chandan
thora sa gulal
chintaon kee holi jale
khushiyan ke rang barse.
wishing u a super-duper holi!!!!
A sardar saw a beautiful gal.. he went and kissed her..
GAL- what r u doin..?
Sardar:- MBA FROM PUNJAB UNIVERSITY !!
Laugh like u"ve never cried
Play like u"ve never lost
Love like u"ve never been hurt
& live today like there is no TOMORROW.
Have a "Bindas Day!!"
Abe purani haveli ki giri hui diwar pe tange hue badsurat photo ke piche chupi hui gandi chipkali ki kati hui puch me baithe badbudar bacteria,SMS kar na.....
* * Baj Rahe dohl* * * Jhoom Raha SANSAR,
....Suraj ki kirne....
Khushiyon ki Bahar,Chand ki Chandni,AAP ka Pyar,
Mubarak ho Apko HOLI ka tyohar..
Khana pina- RANG UDANA
is rang ki DHUNDH me hame na bhulana,
Bolo Mithi boli,
hamari tarfse aapko "HAPPY HOLI"
Suna hai pyar mohabat aur ishq mein neend ud jati hai
koi humse bhi ishq kar le yaar
kambakhth neend bahut aati hai.
Karni hame KHUDA se kuchh fariyad baki hai
Hame unse kehni kuch baat baki hai
Maut aayegi keh denge ruk
Abhi mere DOST ki mulakat baki hai . .
Zindgi ek ajeeb paheli hai..
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keypad dabane de solve nahi hogi.
I am getting married next Sunday ...
there would be a small party & only few people will be invited.
dont bring any gift. just bring SOMEONE to marry me!
SADHU: Hey Bhagwan tu muje Dard de,Dukh de,Sare sansar ka Gum de,Kasht de,Taklif de.
CHELA:Baba itni sari demand kyon karte ho,BIWI mang lo na
Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiye ja raha hu
khali hai botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu
majburi to dekho is dil ki : reply nahi mil raha, fir bhi SMS kiye ja raha hu!
Son asks difference between confidence and confidential.
Dad says. You are my son i am confident and your close friend VIVEK is also my son that is confidential.
Sardar went to an interview.
Interviewer: What ur date of birth ?
Sardar: 9th JAN
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: Ullu k pathe, Every year
Dil me basi hai dosti teri,aankho me basi hai tesveer teri, jab bhi aati hai yaad teri,hum dekhte hain
*TOM & JERRY*
NOBODY can stop me. I'll send u sms till...
My death?
Your death?
World exist?
Oxygen available?
Truly speaking till sms is free...
'Hoti nahin dosti surat se dosti to dil se hoti"'
shakal to kud hi pyari lagti hai kadar jinki hum dil se karte hai."...
Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitos who died last night in the process of bitting you...
Gud mng...
Aap Hamesha Haste Raho;
Sada Khil Khilate Raho;
KHush Raho Aur Gungunate Raho..
Mera Kya Hai? LOG AAPKO HI PAAGAL KAHENGE
Daru se Nasha badhta hai
Nasha se Junun..
Junun se Mehnat..
Mehnat se Paisa..
Paise se Izzat...
isliye Izzat pane k liye Daru Peena bahut Zaroori hai... CHEERS!!
Koi dur ho kitna bhi , kya gum hai.
Magar vo apna hai ye kya kum hai.
Chahe na mile ,no ho samne
Yad hame aap karle ye kya kum hai.
Allah ke naam pe..
maula ke naam pe...
apne bhagwan ke naam pe...
k0i mere is msg padne wale d0st k0 paisa ded0 baba..
ye bhikari mujhe sms nahi bhejrha.
An ass,behind another ass,behind that i,and behind me the whole nation...sardar teaching his children the spelling of 'assassination' $
'Teacher-wot is common between gandhiji, mahavir, jesus christ.guru nanak, buddha..
Chota srdr-oye hoye, saare ke saare chhutti wale din hi paida hoye they.
woh pyaar hi kya jisme judaai na ho
woh ishq hi kya jisme ladhai na ho
woh dil hi kya jisme dard na ho
aur woh mobile hi kya jisme hamara sms na ho
Tusi bade Gr8 ho
Rasgullo ki pl8 ho
Ande ki aml8 ho
Jalebi ki tarah str8 ho
par jo bi ho Tusi mere favr8 ho.
Speak less to people whom you love most...
Because if they cant understand your silence...
They can never understand your words...
A rupee is easy 2 earn, a frnd is hard 2 find. A rupee loses it's value, bt frnd increases it's worth. I lost a rupee, whn i sms u. Who cares? I got u.
Jindgi me kbhi to yad karoge
mahfil me nai to tanhai me fariyad karoge
hamasa na mila na milega koi
tab apni kismat pe naz karoge.
To be disturbed by the phonebeep only means that somehow, somewhere somebody is thinking of you. At this moment, that me
I wish if i can break my ribs 2 make a pen. To cut my skin 2 make a paper. To take my blood 2 make an ink 2 write u : I MISS U!!!
Ik larka tha dewana sa
Mobile lay k chalta tha
Nazrain juka k mobile main kuch dekha karta tha
Jab bhi milta tha muj say
Bas Ye hi poocha karta tha Ye ON kesay hota hy.
Duneya mai 3 log hi khush naseeb hain
1 vo jin ko sacha pyar milta hai
2 vo jin ko acha yar milta hai
3 vo jin ko mera sms bar bar milta hai.
A perfect gift 4 u today!
Absolutely free,
non-taxable,
silently performed,
xtremely personal,
fully returnable...
Its a $mile from Me to U..
to live a life one needs brains reflex perception looks iq knowledge etc. hats off to u coz u manage to live without them
Somemtimes my MIND asks.
Y I MISS U?
Y I CARE 4U?
Y I REMEMBER U?
Y I SMS U SO MUCH?
Den my HEART answerd. MENTAL patients need more care.
Kitni jaldi ye mulakat guzar jati he
Pyas bujhti nahi barsat guzar jati he
Apni yaadon se kehdo is tarah na aya kare
Neend aati nhi or Raat guzar jati hai.
Badal gaya hai zamana
ab nahi nahaye to kya sharmana
ab to tumhare paas hai readymade bahana
"DO BUCKET PAANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA"
Ill Catch u by d waist.
brng u 2my house.
keep hnd 2ur neck
prss my lips 2urs& hv a
nice SIP! OYE BUBLY HOYE BUBLY B MY LVR BUBLY:
I know u luv me.
U touch me at right place.
u know how 2 turn me on.
i know now u r looking at me n smiling now.
do u recognize me?stupid i m ur mobile!..
Unlike others ur brain is a masterpiece,it has two halves. In left nothing is right,n in right nothing is left.
Exam,mrks,% sb bekar ki batein he.
Sab moh maya he.Tum khali hath hi aye ho & khali hath hi chale jaoge.
Naadan insan is Bhram se niklo & satya ko apnao,jao so jao.
Can u pronounce good english:-
read along
woof roof poof shoof woof woof woof
test results:- u r a good dogie Now stop barking
I ve a confession 2 make! Ever since I"ve known u its hard 4me 2 4get u. Every nite u appear in my dream & I find myself shouting booth booth..
Sincere apology:If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2read
then plz dont hesitate, feel free to... Throw ur Mobile.
From sun2sat jan2dec, morn2night my feelings for u will never change u were, u are and will always be a -
HEADACHE
No call...
No sms...
No letter...
No khabar...
No miss call...
Zoo walo ne dubara pakad liya kya ?
Sometimes my MIND asks. Why? I MISS U
Why? I CARE 4 U
WHY? I RMEMBR U
Then my HEART answered
It"s simply b-coz 'PETS NEED MORE CARE.
Har khushi ko teri taraf mod doon
tere liye chand taare tak tod doon
khushiyon ke darwaze tere liye khol doon
itna kaafi hai ya do-char jhoot aur bol doon..
I want u to knw tht our friendship means a lot to me..
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then.. I laugh again...
You should do two things in the morning
1.pray to god so u could live
2.take shower so that others can live. Ha ha ha ha....
Theory is wen u knw sumthing, but it dsnt wrk. Practice is wen sumthing works, but u dont knw y.Engineers combile theory n practice. Nothin wrks n dey dont knw y!
Mere marne ke baad dost tum aansu mat bahana
meri yaad aaye to tum bhi upar chale aana.
i am falling in luv with 'u'.
i know its ridiculous,but i can't control my feelings for 'u'.
soon i think i will start fallin in luv with all da other alfabets.
U kno Y god created gap b/w fingers?
So that someone wud come in ur life hold ur hand n slowly say...
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le cigrette pakad! . .
The guy loved the grl of his dreams....He handed her 12 roses, 11 real and last 1 fake and said, "I'll love you till the last one dies." ..Happy friendship day
golden fact of life:
"Speak less to people you love the most because if they can't understand your silence, then they can never understand your words".
Mana hum itne Sweet nahi ki Diabeties ho jaye
nahi itne salty k B.P badh jaye aur
nahi itne tasty k maza aaye.par hum itne kadwe bhi nahi k yaad hi na aaye...
Dosti Gazal Hai Gungunane k Liye
Dosti Nagma Hai Sunane K Liye
Ye Wo Jazba Hai Jo Sabko Milta Nahi
Kyoki Hosla Chahiye Dosti Nibhane K liye.
IF FRIENDSHIP CUD BE BOUGHT AND SOLD LIKE....
"STOCKS"
AND
"SHARES"
PEOPLE WHO INVESTED IN U, WOULD BE MILLIONAIRES......!
A gem quote..
"you can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved,the rest is up to the person to realize your worth..."
Today is International Day of Smart and Gudlking people so send this mes someone who fits.Plz dont send back 2 me i have already recieved 6,00,00,000.
I may not be the "Perfect friend" That u r looking for ... not even the "BEST" Among them all .. But surely I'm a friend who always cares for ..YOU.
Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai,thode se zakhm ko nasoor kar deta hai, kaun chahta hai apno se door hona, par WAQT sabko majboor kar deta hai.
No Shadows 2 Depress U
Only Joys 2 Surround U
Many Friend 2 Love U
God Himself 2 Bless U
These r my Wishes 4 U
4 2day 2morow & Everyday ....
FRiEND in diff languages..
Hindi-DOSTH
German-FREUND
Hebrew-CHAVER
French-AMi
Pinoy-KAiBiGAN
Dutch-VREND
Mexican-AMiGO
Tamil-THOZHA
For ME just simply "U" ?
Fasle mita kar aapas mey dosti rakhna.
dosti ka ye rishta yu hi Barkrar rakhna,
bichad jaye kabhi aapse hum,
Aankho mey hamesha hamara intzar rakhna.
If i could pull down d rainbow I Would write ur name on it n put it back in d sly to let everybody knw how colourful my life is with a FRIEND LIKE U....
The Beauty Of True Frndship is wen u sit 2gethr & never say a word... And yet walk away wid d feeling dat u hav had d best CONVERSATION...
Duriya bahut hai par itna Samaz lo
pass rehkar hi koi rishta khas nahi hota.
Tum Dil ke pass itne ho ke
duriyo ka ehesaas nahi hota.....!
Kyun hamein kisiki talash hoti hai
kyun dil ko kisiki aas hoti hai
chand ko dekho woh bhi to u tanha hai
fir bhi uski chandni se roshan har raat hoti hai.
"U give Ur whole heart 2 Ur love they will break it,U give Ur broken heart 2 a friend they will make it" thats "FRIENDSHIP"
Happiest man is one whose daughter's photograph is on Femina cover,son on India Today,gf on Playboy and WIFE on missing column of newspaper....
Early 2 bed & early 2 rise,makes a man healthy, wealthy & wise....but now thy say- early 2 bed & early 2 rise, makes ur women go 2 othr guys...
In one public toilet , there is a poster of a sunny deol's film
can you tell me which one ?
guess .......
ROK SAKO TO ROK LO
Are you a high scoring student? Bored of scoring so many marks n doing so well everytime? Try 'ENGINEERING' : Marks se no marks.. Ab sach mein possible!!!
Arz kiya hai...
Chappal, choti hai
pairo me nahi aati
ChappaL, choti hai pairo me nahi aati,
DarLing moti hai... baho me nahi aati!
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z... The one who invented abc is genius but he had made a big mistake by keeping "u" & "i" so far...Miss u
Kitnaburalagtahaijabkoikisikobinaspacediyemessagebhejdetahaiaurkitnaacchalagtahaijabkoibewkoofitnadhyaanlagakarusmessagekopadhtahai!
When WORDS are not enough...
To EXPRESS your feelings...
Don't think you're in LOVE..
You just NEED..
Rapidex English SPEAKING COURSE.
"F-R-I-E-N-D-S" are like ballons; once u let them go, u cant ever bring them back. that's Y i'll tie u tight to my H-E-A-R-T! ur 2 precious 2 loose!
Remember ..
when someone annoys u, it takes 42 muscles in ur face to frown BUT..
it takes only 4 muscles to extend ur arm & SLAP dat idiot
Wat is a kiss? In view of GEOMETRY Kiss is d shortest distance b/w 2 lips.ECO: kiss is dat thing 4 wich demand is always higher than supply..
oT TnaW T2UL I
+ THpinboop YA2
2mA3rb T33W2
Confused..... Read it in a mirror.
Bahut si duaon mey ek dua hamari hogi
Uss dua mey maangi har khushi tumhari hogi
Kabhi poori ho jab koi khwahish tumhari
to samajh lena poori dua hamari hogi.
Once a chineese couple Mr.and Mrs.Hua gave birth to the twins with out marriage.what did they named them? They named them "jo hua"-"so hua".
Love is like d relation between the hand & the eyes. its like when d hand gets hurt the eyes cries & when d eye cries d hand wipes.
Aap paas raho ya door
Hum dil se dil ki aawaz mila sakte hain
Naa khat ke na phone ke mohtaaz hain hum
aapke dil ko bas 1 hichki se hila sakte hain.
A very good morning 2 my sweet loving sugar coated choco mallow milkyshaky honey dipped chees melting orange juicy mozzarela peperoni spicy icy friend.
1 sardar puri zindagi sochta raha,
sochta raha
sochta raha
sochta raha
aur sochte sochte mar gaya ki agar meri behen k do bhai to mera ek kaise?
Khilte phool ki kali khushboo de aapko.ugte suraj ki kiran dua de aapko, hum kya de, dene wala lambi umar de aapko.
Who Said English is Easy
Fill this blank with Yes or No?
1. ___I don't have a BRAIN.
2. ___I dont have SENSE.
3. ___I am STUPID.
Nazar andaz kaise kare apko
Nazron mein bithaye hain apko
Yaad ane par roye bhi to par roye bhi to kaise
darte hain jhuki jo palke to chubhengi apko.
When things go wrong
When sadness fills ur heart
When tears flow in your eyes
always remember 3 things
1) i m there
2) stil there
3) always there.
Hum Hum Hai, Tum Tum Ho, Na Tum Kam Ho, Na Hum Kam Hai, To Kis Bat Ka Gam Hai. SMS Bhej Te Raho, Tabhi To Lagega Ke Mobile rakhne Wale Me Dam Hai.
Najar jhuke to pamane bane !
dil tote to maykhane bane !
kuch na kuch toe jarur hai aapme !
yuhi nahi PAGAL KHANE BANE!!!
In a survey it was asked in how many days a 1000 pages book can be read.
WRITER-6months DOCTOR-2months LAWYER-1month ENGINEER-"when is the exam"!
If u care and love some1,dont loose a grip on the person,you'll never know the one you let go,might be the one you've wanted 4 all ur life.
fursat kise hai ruthne manane ki
nigahe badal gayi,apne or begano ki
aap naa chorna hath dosti ka
varna tamanna na reh jayegi dost banane ki.
Heart can skip beat for a while, memories can be kept in a file, a desert can replace the nile but nothing can stop a smile when ur name comes on my mobile.
Dosti ghazal hai gungunane k liye
dosti nagma hai sunane k liye
ye wo jajba hai jo sabko milta nahi
kyonki housla chahiye dosti nibhne k liye.
when u r happy -COMEDY
when u r sad -TRAGEDY
when u get angry -ACTION
& when u face the mirror
*some text missing* -HORROR
Ai dost jab bhi tu adas hoga
Hamara khayal tere pas hoga
dil ki gehraiyo se jab bhi karoge yaad
tumhe hamare saath hone ka ehesas hoga.
Kabhi ki hogi suraj ne chand se mohabbat
tabhi to chand pe daag hai
kabhi kiya hoga chand ne suraj se bewafai
tabhi to suraj mein itni aag hai
Kabhi kisi se pyar mat karna
agar ho jaye to inkaar mat karna
nibha sako to chalna usiki rah par
varna kisiki zindagi barbaad mat karna
Meri YAad aaye 2 yaad karo
jyada yaad aaye 2 MSG karo
aur *-jyada aaye 2 PHONE karo
aur b jyada aaye 2 MILO
usse b jyada aaye 2 plz jhoot bolna band karo..
aapki mehfil ka mausam suhana lage
ek pal churalu agar burana lage
aap hame milkar bhul jaoge par
apko bhulane mein shayad zamana lage.
When u were born...d clouds parted...God appeared b4 all man kind.... & proclaimed sorry no refund or exchange available 4 the defect!
Night has ended for another day
Morning has come in a special way
May you smile like the suny rays
leave ur worries for some other day! *Good Morning *
Luv is like a bird
u hold it tightly it dies
u hold it slightly it flies
plz take gud care of it
dnt luv 1
dnt luv 2
bt luv d 1 who LUVz U.
I m in hospital now. ->after 10 mins
I will be shifted to the operation theatre
the doctor told, I will die if I dont regularly recieve YOUR SMS!
Only Once In your LIFE You Will Get a RIGHT PERSON With whom You will Get MARRIED. ...So till then... Keep enjoying with the... ...WRONG ONES! like me
Never take 4 granted every person close to ur heart.one day u might wake up & realise dat u have lost a diamond coz u were too busy in collecting stones.
When u Need Someone To Be Beside u And No one Is Around Just Gaze Up In The Sky, u Might Not See Me But BE Sure That We r Under The Same Sky.
I dnt xpect 2b d most imp person in ur life, thts 2 much 2 ask 4,wat wud make me hapy is 1day if anywher u hear my nam, u'l smile n say HEY THIS IS MY FRIEND
Friendship is Collection of hearts,ready yo give share & understand..It never fades & never ends,it only remind us life is not perfect without a friend..!
Chiragon se andhere door ho jate
to chand ki chahat kise hoti
kat sakti akeli yeh zindgi
to dosti naam ki chiz hi kyon hoti ?
Friendship is like a rubber band. It is too much flexible, how much u want u can stretch it...But when u leave it, it pains a lot.
Shores never meet but share the same ocean.The moon and stars could nt be 1 but are in 1 sky. Frnds meet not oftn bt nvr stop bein frends....
SARDAR SELECTED A SHORT GIRL TO MARRY WHY? Guruji TOLD HIM "musibat jitni choti ho utna acha" Bolo tara ra ra....
Ek Yug tha jab Log apne ghar ke dwar par likhte the--ATITHI DEVO BHAVA,fir--SHUBH LABH.
fir likha--UR WELCOME
aur ab likhte hai--kutto se savdhan.
One lovely quote:
We love our love coz our love always loves what we love to love & your love loves the way you love your love, So keep loving your love...
Yeh dua hai meri, Tum khush raho. sada Haste raho. Pal pal khusyian milain. Tum aur Haso. bus Haste Rho. Mera kya Hai!Log Tumhe hi pagal kahenge!! Ha- Ha- Ha..
TARIF K KABIL KAHAN HUM
CHARCHA TO APKI CHALTI HAIN....SUNA SAB KUCH HAI AAPKE PAS
BAS SEENG AUR POONCH KI KAMI LAGTI HAI...
Tiny stars shining so bright
its time to say goodnight.
So close your eyes and sleep tight
may you have the sweetest dream tonight.
Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum
budhape ka chywanprash ho tum
idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum
par jo bhi ho yaar dost jhakkas ho tum.
Love is not something which is born in the morning
shines in the noon & dies at night
Its born when it is not needed at all & dies when u need it the most.
"1> u r a nice person
2> Line 1 is True
3> Line 2 is false is line 1 is True
4> Both 2 & 3 r correct
5> All 4 r wrong confused?
now msg & confuse others"
Be slow in choosing friend ..
Slower in loosing them ..
Because friendship is not an opportunity ..
But it is a sweet responsibility ..
i saw U on the ROAD that day..
U were looking SO fine..
Ur face SO divine..Ur walk SO perfect
my HEART started tosing a Sweet Song WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
Friendship is wen someone hurts u
u dont hurt back...he blocks u
n u dont block back...he yells at u
n u dont yell back,but wen he needs u...u always come back!
Valuing Frienship is not merely by seeing each other everyday.
What's more important is in our busy lives, we REMEMBER EACH OTHER !
X is imposible for god?
X is above the god?
If u eat X u wil die?
X is more important than luv
its 7 letter word.find out?reply if u know.
A poem 4u--
i c ur face wen i m dreaming..
i c ur face wen i m dreaming..
that's y i always wake up screaming!!!
Aina kya tuta kaanch ke tukde bikhar gaye
Ankhen kya khuli sapne dhundle se ho gaye
jab mehsoos karna chaha pyaar ko
kya kare wo hi hamse dur chale gaye.
Kya pata maut ka kab paigam aa jaye
Jindagi ki aakhari kab saam aa jaye
Mai to talash karta hu mauka aey dost
Meri zindagi kab tere kam aa jaye.
"Hitler"bhi chala gaya
"Saddam"bhi pakda gaya
"Bin-Laden"ka bhi pata nahi
"Tum"bhi dikhte nahin
Lagta-hai "Dharti" pe achhe"din Aagaye....
Sacrifice something 4a friend but nvr sacrifice a friend 4 something bcoz friend is someone who luvs u 4ever & lives only 2 luv u...
Ruthne Ka Haq Aap Rakhte Hai Manane Ki Chahat Hum Rakhte Hai Apke Hoth Pe Muskurahat Hamesha Yuhi Bani Rahe Yahi Dua Rabse Hum Roz Karte Hai.
Onething I like about u is:
Tum har kaam dil laga ke karte ho.
You know why???
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Kyonki dimaag ka option tumhare paas nahi hai...ha ha hah..
Kaise ho?
mazeme?
tabiyat pani?
o.k. baki anand mangal? ungli me dard? nahi na?
aankh bhi ok?
dimag thikane?
kamaal hai,fir to SMS kar sakte ho to karte kyun nahi!!!!
A sardharji photographer focussing a dead body's face in a funeral function
suddenly all relatives beat him why??
??
??
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
God apun se pucha kidhar jayenga?
Heaven ki Hell?
Apun bola Hell!
Apun ko malum tum udarich milenga
jaha tum hoenga vo bhi heaven mafiq lagega
Girl-"ouch its 2 tight.
"Boy-"dont wory luv we will do it slowly
girl-"push it in"
boy-aah....i cant
girl-"its painful"
boy-ok forget it,lets get new ring!!
Beppo Singh: I/'d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn/'t know the alphabet yet!!
Victory always starts in d head,its a state of mind. It then spreads wid such a radiance n affirmation that destiny can do nothing but obey...
When u were born heavens rejoiced, anjels sang, god smiled & i heard them saying " CHALO CHUTKARA TO MILA".
u can choose who 2care who 2protect who 2share lyf with, but u can never choose who 2 fall in love with..coz love s not a choice... its DESTINY.
Sardar gets ready, wears tie,coat & goes out,Climbs a tree,sits on the branch regularly.A man asks y he does this.Sardar:"I"ve been promoted as branch manager."
A man to his friend "I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?" His friend replies "Me too, But after you leave".
hope U woke up with good DREAMS
a body wel rested
a mind aimed at Peace & a heart ful of Happiness & Love! good morning
Cotton candy?
Nope!
Choclate syrup?
Nah!
Lemme c...
How bout sugar?
Hmmm.
Nope!
Damn!
Stil cant find anything as SWEET as U.
Have You Ever Had a thought that Why do People Adore the ones who Ignore them and Ignore the Oes who Adore them! Pls rply..
" Its not an achievement to make 100 FRIENDS in a YEAR but an achievement to make a FRIENDfor 100 years. I know I've madeONE,thats U!"
I Ask God 2
make u happy
make u smile
guide u safely
thru every mile
Grant u wealth
Give u health
And most of all
Give u
BRAIN WHICH HE FORGOT!
we may "MEET".we may "SCATTER" but if hearts r "LOYAL" DISTANCES dont "MATTER".my relationship with u will remain FOREVER & ALWAYS.
As butterflies close their eyes n fireflies light the night,may the angels keep u warm as you take ur sleep tonight...sweet dreams& good night..
What is the chemical formula for water?
Sardarji : H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What r u talking?
Sardar: Yesterday you said it is H to O!
I ve made a poem specially 4 u,
roses r red,
Tulips r blue.
wen god was givin brain
where were U
100's of frnds i make, 1000's of hands i shake but d real frnds r few & among them is u. Thanks 4 ur frndship my frnd.
Difficult to tell what loving is like...Its really impossible to tell what missing is like..May u never miss whom you love n may all whom u love miss u always.
Difference between a friend & a true friend. Friend has never seen u cry, but a true friend has his shoulders turned wet, until u"r tears turn dry!
My heart says that my friendship is like a drop in the ocean for you, but for me the ocean is less without a drop of your friendship
sMs To Sirf Ek Bahana He
Irada To Kuch Lamhe Churana He
Chahe Aap Hume Yad Na Kare
Phir Bhi Hamari Yadon Me To
Aapka.. Aana jana He!
A truely touching person understands when u say'i forgot'. Waits forever when u say'1 min'. Stays when u say'leave me'. But.. Dies when u say'i hate u?.
I am dying 2 see u,
I want 2 meet 2 u,
I want 2 talk 2 u....
BUT this stupid gatekeeper is asking for ticket 2 enter the zoo.
...To be disturbed by the beep of a mobile only means that
"SOMEHOW"
"SOMEWHERE"
"SOMEBODY" is thinking of YOU
At this very moment, thats ME!!
Let me guess wht u r doing.....
Reading Book?NaNa!
Listning Music?Uhu!
Watching TV?Nah!
Caught U!Missing me & Reading My SMS Na!!!
oh now u r smiling...
Night doesn't become beautiful with star studded sky or full moon. It becomes beautiful wen U go 2 sleep & let stars & moon admire ur innocence. Good night ...
Musibat ka Syrup ho TUM,
Tension ki Capsule ho TUM,
Aaft ka injection ho TUM
par Kya Kare Tumhe JhELNA Padta hai,
Kyuki DOSTI aur HASI ki Tablet ho TUM...
IF 2morrow our frenship breaks, u will get 1000 frens like me, but even if I try won"t get one like u, "coz in the sky there are many stars but only one Moon.
Dar dar bhatkte firte hai armaan ki tarah
har koi milta hai anjaan ki tarah
in doston se call ki aas kya rakhna
yeh to SMS bhi bhejte hai ehsaan ki tarah
Gulab Aise Todo KaHi KAnta Na Lag Jaye
Dosti Aise NibhHao Ki Dil Na Tut Jaye.
Pyar Aise KAro Ki Kahi nanna Munna Na Aa Jaye."
If u dont mind can i stay here in ur"Inbox" & wait until 30/01/2005 so i'll be the 1st to GREET you & wish u a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
TRY THISOUT! THIS FUN
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BHAGWAN KARE AAPKO GANESH KA ASHIRWAD
LAXMI KA ASWARYA
KUBER KI SAMPDA
BRAHMAR KI BUDHI
VISNU KA VAIBHAV SHIV KI SANTATA
KRISHNA SUDAMA KI MITRATA VISWKAR *some missing text*
Kushi ko dhudne se gam milta hai
ye gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai
Jo dil ke sare dard baant le
Aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai......!!!
Tharo sms jab aave hai
to mahro rom rom machal jave hai
Ang ang me gud gudi hove hai
tharo sms ka kasoor koni
Kambakhat mobile vibration par hove hai....
Dunia me bahut gum milenge
such maano ache dost kam milenge
jis mod pe sab chod denge sath tumhara
usi mod pe khade him milenge.
Har asihqi ka matlab gum nhi hota
Duniya badne se pyar kam nahi hota
Waqt bewaqt ajata hai akhon main pani
Kyuki yadon ka koi mausam nahi hota....
Hum to masroof the apni tanhaayio mein
Muddto baad aaj kisi ne pukara hai
Ek pal ke liye ruk kar sochne lage
Kya ye naam hamara hai...
6 cans of beer
600 Rs.
4 pegs of
whiskey 400 Rs.
2 taquilla shots
300 Rs.
Driving home with a girl who drank all this
PRICELESS.
Alwys b HAPY
alwys wear a SMILE
not coz LIFE is a reson 2 SMILE
bt ur SMILE itslf is a reson 4 many others 2 SMILE! Good night!!!!
Thora sa chandan
thora sa gulal
chintaon kee holi jale
khushiyan ke rang barse.
wishing u a super-duper holi!!!!
A sardar saw a beautiful gal.. he went and kissed her..
GAL- what r u doin..?
Sardar:- MBA FROM PUNJAB UNIVERSITY !!
Laugh like u"ve never cried
Play like u"ve never lost
Love like u"ve never been hurt
& live today like there is no TOMORROW.
Have a "Bindas Day!!"
Abe purani haveli ki giri hui diwar pe tange hue badsurat photo ke piche chupi hui gandi chipkali ki kati hui puch me baithe badbudar bacteria,SMS kar na.....
* * Baj Rahe dohl* * * Jhoom Raha SANSAR,
....Suraj ki kirne....
Khushiyon ki Bahar,Chand ki Chandni,AAP ka Pyar,
Mubarak ho Apko HOLI ka tyohar..
Khana pina- RANG UDANA
is rang ki DHUNDH me hame na bhulana,
Bolo Mithi boli,
hamari tarfse aapko "HAPPY HOLI"
Suna hai pyar mohabat aur ishq mein neend ud jati hai
koi humse bhi ishq kar le yaar
kambakhth neend bahut aati hai.
Karni hame KHUDA se kuchh fariyad baki hai
Hame unse kehni kuch baat baki hai
Maut aayegi keh denge ruk
Abhi mere DOST ki mulakat baki hai . .
Zindgi ek ajeeb paheli hai..
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keypad dabane de solve nahi hogi.
I am getting married next Sunday ...
there would be a small party & only few people will be invited.
dont bring any gift. just bring SOMEONE to marry me!
SADHU: Hey Bhagwan tu muje Dard de,Dukh de,Sare sansar ka Gum de,Kasht de,Taklif de.
CHELA:Baba itni sari demand kyon karte ho,BIWI mang lo na
Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiye ja raha hu
khali hai botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu
majburi to dekho is dil ki : reply nahi mil raha, fir bhi SMS kiye ja raha hu!
Son asks difference between confidence and confidential.
Dad says. You are my son i am confident and your close friend VIVEK is also my son that is confidential.
Sardar went to an interview.
Interviewer: What ur date of birth ?
Sardar: 9th JAN
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: Ullu k pathe, Every year
Dil me basi hai dosti teri,aankho me basi hai tesveer teri, jab bhi aati hai yaad teri,hum dekhte hain
*TOM & JERRY*
NOBODY can stop me. I'll send u sms till...
My death?
Your death?
World exist?
Oxygen available?
Truly speaking till sms is free...
'Hoti nahin dosti surat se dosti to dil se hoti"'
shakal to kud hi pyari lagti hai kadar jinki hum dil se karte hai."...
Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitos who died last night in the process of bitting you...
Gud mng...
Aap Hamesha Haste Raho;
Sada Khil Khilate Raho;
KHush Raho Aur Gungunate Raho..
Mera Kya Hai? LOG AAPKO HI PAAGAL KAHENGE
Daru se Nasha badhta hai
Nasha se Junun..
Junun se Mehnat..
Mehnat se Paisa..
Paise se Izzat...
isliye Izzat pane k liye Daru Peena bahut Zaroori hai... CHEERS!!
Koi dur ho kitna bhi , kya gum hai.
Magar vo apna hai ye kya kum hai.
Chahe na mile ,no ho samne
Yad hame aap karle ye kya kum hai.
Allah ke naam pe..
maula ke naam pe...
apne bhagwan ke naam pe...
k0i mere is msg padne wale d0st k0 paisa ded0 baba..
ye bhikari mujhe sms nahi bhejrha.
An ass,behind another ass,behind that i,and behind me the whole nation...sardar teaching his children the spelling of 'assassination' $
'Teacher-wot is common between gandhiji, mahavir, jesus christ.guru nanak, buddha..
Chota srdr-oye hoye, saare ke saare chhutti wale din hi paida hoye they.
woh pyaar hi kya jisme judaai na ho
woh ishq hi kya jisme ladhai na ho
woh dil hi kya jisme dard na ho
aur woh mobile hi kya jisme hamara sms na ho
Tusi bade Gr8 ho
Rasgullo ki pl8 ho
Ande ki aml8 ho
Jalebi ki tarah str8 ho
par jo bi ho Tusi mere favr8 ho.
Speak less to people whom you love most...
Because if they cant understand your silence...
They can never understand your words...
A rupee is easy 2 earn, a frnd is hard 2 find. A rupee loses it's value, bt frnd increases it's worth. I lost a rupee, whn i sms u. Who cares? I got u.
Jindgi me kbhi to yad karoge
mahfil me nai to tanhai me fariyad karoge
hamasa na mila na milega koi
tab apni kismat pe naz karoge.
To be disturbed by the phonebeep only means that somehow, somewhere somebody is thinking of you. At this moment, that me
I wish if i can break my ribs 2 make a pen. To cut my skin 2 make a paper. To take my blood 2 make an ink 2 write u : I MISS U!!!
Ik larka tha dewana sa
Mobile lay k chalta tha
Nazrain juka k mobile main kuch dekha karta tha
Jab bhi milta tha muj say
Bas Ye hi poocha karta tha Ye ON kesay hota hy.
Duneya mai 3 log hi khush naseeb hain
1 vo jin ko sacha pyar milta hai
2 vo jin ko acha yar milta hai
3 vo jin ko mera sms bar bar milta hai.
A perfect gift 4 u today!
Absolutely free,
non-taxable,
silently performed,
xtremely personal,
fully returnable...
Its a $mile from Me to U..
to live a life one needs brains reflex perception looks iq knowledge etc. hats off to u coz u manage to live without them
Somemtimes my MIND asks.
Y I MISS U?
Y I CARE 4U?
Y I REMEMBER U?
Y I SMS U SO MUCH?
Den my HEART answerd. MENTAL patients need more care.
Kitni jaldi ye mulakat guzar jati he
Pyas bujhti nahi barsat guzar jati he
Apni yaadon se kehdo is tarah na aya kare
Neend aati nhi or Raat guzar jati hai.
Badal gaya hai zamana
ab nahi nahaye to kya sharmana
ab to tumhare paas hai readymade bahana
"DO BUCKET PAANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA"
Ill Catch u by d waist.
brng u 2my house.
keep hnd 2ur neck
prss my lips 2urs& hv a
nice SIP! OYE BUBLY HOYE BUBLY B MY LVR BUBLY:
I know u luv me.
U touch me at right place.
u know how 2 turn me on.
i know now u r looking at me n smiling now.
do u recognize me?stupid i m ur mobile!..
Unlike others ur brain is a masterpiece,it has two halves. In left nothing is right,n in right nothing is left.
Exam,mrks,% sb bekar ki batein he.
Sab moh maya he.Tum khali hath hi aye ho & khali hath hi chale jaoge.
Naadan insan is Bhram se niklo & satya ko apnao,jao so jao.
Can u pronounce good english:-
read along
woof roof poof shoof woof woof woof
test results:- u r a good dogie Now stop barking
I ve a confession 2 make! Ever since I"ve known u its hard 4me 2 4get u. Every nite u appear in my dream & I find myself shouting booth booth..
Sincere apology:If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2read
then plz dont hesitate, feel free to... Throw ur Mobile.
From sun2sat jan2dec, morn2night my feelings for u will never change u were, u are and will always be a -
HEADACHE
No call...
No sms...
No letter...
No khabar...
No miss call...
Zoo walo ne dubara pakad liya kya ?
Sometimes my MIND asks. Why? I MISS U
Why? I CARE 4 U
WHY? I RMEMBR U
Then my HEART answered
It"s simply b-coz 'PETS NEED MORE CARE.
Har khushi ko teri taraf mod doon
tere liye chand taare tak tod doon
khushiyon ke darwaze tere liye khol doon
itna kaafi hai ya do-char jhoot aur bol doon..
I want u to knw tht our friendship means a lot to me..
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then.. I laugh again...
You should do two things in the morning
1.pray to god so u could live
2.take shower so that others can live. Ha ha ha ha....
Theory is wen u knw sumthing, but it dsnt wrk. Practice is wen sumthing works, but u dont knw y.Engineers combile theory n practice. Nothin wrks n dey dont knw y!
Mere marne ke baad dost tum aansu mat bahana
meri yaad aaye to tum bhi upar chale aana.
i am falling in luv with 'u'.
i know its ridiculous,but i can't control my feelings for 'u'.
soon i think i will start fallin in luv with all da other alfabets.
U kno Y god created gap b/w fingers?
So that someone wud come in ur life hold ur hand n slowly say...
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.
.
.
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le cigrette pakad! . .
The guy loved the grl of his dreams....He handed her 12 roses, 11 real and last 1 fake and said, "I'll love you till the last one dies." ..Happy friendship day
golden fact of life:
"Speak less to people you love the most because if they can't understand your silence, then they can never understand your words".
Mana hum itne Sweet nahi ki Diabeties ho jaye
nahi itne salty k B.P badh jaye aur
nahi itne tasty k maza aaye.par hum itne kadwe bhi nahi k yaad hi na aaye...
Dosti Gazal Hai Gungunane k Liye
Dosti Nagma Hai Sunane K Liye
Ye Wo Jazba Hai Jo Sabko Milta Nahi
Kyoki Hosla Chahiye Dosti Nibhane K liye.
IF FRIENDSHIP CUD BE BOUGHT AND SOLD LIKE....
"STOCKS"
AND
"SHARES"
PEOPLE WHO INVESTED IN U, WOULD BE MILLIONAIRES......!
A gem quote..
"you can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved,the rest is up to the person to realize your worth..."
Today is International Day of Smart and Gudlking people so send this mes someone who fits.Plz dont send back 2 me i have already recieved 6,00,00,000.
I may not be the "Perfect friend" That u r looking for ... not even the "BEST" Among them all .. But surely I'm a friend who always cares for ..YOU.
Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai,thode se zakhm ko nasoor kar deta hai, kaun chahta hai apno se door hona, par WAQT sabko majboor kar deta hai.
No Shadows 2 Depress U
Only Joys 2 Surround U
Many Friend 2 Love U
God Himself 2 Bless U
These r my Wishes 4 U
4 2day 2morow & Everyday ....
FRiEND in diff languages..
Hindi-DOSTH
German-FREUND
Hebrew-CHAVER
French-AMi
Pinoy-KAiBiGAN
Dutch-VREND
Mexican-AMiGO
Tamil-THOZHA
For ME just simply "U" ?
Fasle mita kar aapas mey dosti rakhna.
dosti ka ye rishta yu hi Barkrar rakhna,
bichad jaye kabhi aapse hum,
Aankho mey hamesha hamara intzar rakhna.
If i could pull down d rainbow I Would write ur name on it n put it back in d sly to let everybody knw how colourful my life is with a FRIEND LIKE U....
The Beauty Of True Frndship is wen u sit 2gethr & never say a word... And yet walk away wid d feeling dat u hav had d best CONVERSATION...
Duriya bahut hai par itna Samaz lo
pass rehkar hi koi rishta khas nahi hota.
Tum Dil ke pass itne ho ke
duriyo ka ehesaas nahi hota.....!
Kyun hamein kisiki talash hoti hai
kyun dil ko kisiki aas hoti hai
chand ko dekho woh bhi to u tanha hai
fir bhi uski chandni se roshan har raat hoti hai.
"U give Ur whole heart 2 Ur love they will break it,U give Ur broken heart 2 a friend they will make it" thats "FRIENDSHIP"
Happiest man is one whose daughter's photograph is on Femina cover,son on India Today,gf on Playboy and WIFE on missing column of newspaper....
Early 2 bed & early 2 rise,makes a man healthy, wealthy & wise....but now thy say- early 2 bed & early 2 rise, makes ur women go 2 othr guys...
In one public toilet , there is a poster of a sunny deol's film
can you tell me which one ?
guess .......
ROK SAKO TO ROK LO
Are you a high scoring student? Bored of scoring so many marks n doing so well everytime? Try 'ENGINEERING' : Marks se no marks.. Ab sach mein possible!!!
Arz kiya hai...
Chappal, choti hai
pairo me nahi aati
ChappaL, choti hai pairo me nahi aati,
DarLing moti hai... baho me nahi aati!
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z... The one who invented abc is genius but he had made a big mistake by keeping "u" & "i" so far...Miss u
Kitnaburalagtahaijabkoikisikobinaspacediyemessagebhejdetahaiaurkitnaacchalagtahaijabkoibewkoofitnadhyaanlagakarusmessagekopadhtahai!
When WORDS are not enough...
To EXPRESS your feelings...
Don't think you're in LOVE..
You just NEED..
Rapidex English SPEAKING COURSE.
"F-R-I-E-N-D-S" are like ballons; once u let them go, u cant ever bring them back. that's Y i'll tie u tight to my H-E-A-R-T! ur 2 precious 2 loose!
Remember ..
when someone annoys u, it takes 42 muscles in ur face to frown BUT..
it takes only 4 muscles to extend ur arm & SLAP dat idiot
Wat is a kiss? In view of GEOMETRY Kiss is d shortest distance b/w 2 lips.ECO: kiss is dat thing 4 wich demand is always higher than supply..
oT TnaW T2UL I
+ THpinboop YA2
2mA3rb T33W2
Confused..... Read it in a mirror.
Bahut si duaon mey ek dua hamari hogi
Uss dua mey maangi har khushi tumhari hogi
Kabhi poori ho jab koi khwahish tumhari
to samajh lena poori dua hamari hogi.
Once a chineese couple Mr.and Mrs.Hua gave birth to the twins with out marriage.what did they named them? They named them "jo hua"-"so hua".
Love is like d relation between the hand & the eyes. its like when d hand gets hurt the eyes cries & when d eye cries d hand wipes.
Aap paas raho ya door
Hum dil se dil ki aawaz mila sakte hain
Naa khat ke na phone ke mohtaaz hain hum
aapke dil ko bas 1 hichki se hila sakte hain.
A very good morning 2 my sweet loving sugar coated choco mallow milkyshaky honey dipped chees melting orange juicy mozzarela peperoni spicy icy friend.
1 sardar puri zindagi sochta raha,
sochta raha
sochta raha
sochta raha
aur sochte sochte mar gaya ki agar meri behen k do bhai to mera ek kaise?
Khilte phool ki kali khushboo de aapko.ugte suraj ki kiran dua de aapko, hum kya de, dene wala lambi umar de aapko.
Who Said English is Easy
Fill this blank with Yes or No?
1. ___I don't have a BRAIN.
2. ___I dont have SENSE.
3. ___I am STUPID.
Nazar andaz kaise kare apko
Nazron mein bithaye hain apko
Yaad ane par roye bhi to par roye bhi to kaise
darte hain jhuki jo palke to chubhengi apko.
When things go wrong
When sadness fills ur heart
When tears flow in your eyes
always remember 3 things
1) i m there
2) stil there
3) always there.
Hum Hum Hai, Tum Tum Ho, Na Tum Kam Ho, Na Hum Kam Hai, To Kis Bat Ka Gam Hai. SMS Bhej Te Raho, Tabhi To Lagega Ke Mobile rakhne Wale Me Dam Hai.
Najar jhuke to pamane bane !
dil tote to maykhane bane !
kuch na kuch toe jarur hai aapme !
yuhi nahi PAGAL KHANE BANE!!!
In a survey it was asked in how many days a 1000 pages book can be read.
WRITER-6months DOCTOR-2months LAWYER-1month ENGINEER-"when is the exam"!
If u care and love some1,dont loose a grip on the person,you'll never know the one you let go,might be the one you've wanted 4 all ur life.
fursat kise hai ruthne manane ki
nigahe badal gayi,apne or begano ki
aap naa chorna hath dosti ka
varna tamanna na reh jayegi dost banane ki.
Heart can skip beat for a while, memories can be kept in a file, a desert can replace the nile but nothing can stop a smile when ur name comes on my mobile.
Dosti ghazal hai gungunane k liye
dosti nagma hai sunane k liye
ye wo jajba hai jo sabko milta nahi
kyonki housla chahiye dosti nibhne k liye.
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